In light of recent events which have tarnished the image of bishops throughout the United States, Bayley-Ellard administrators are considering changing the beloved mascot of the school. “We just think it might be time to change to a mascot that doesn’t have such a negative image with the public,” said one high ranking Bayley official. Mascots with better public images under consideration to replace the Bishop are the Telemarketers, the Used Car Salesmen, and the Drunk Drivers.
