Carriage House Declared ‘Piece of Shit’

Carl Benson (’78), visiting family in Mendham over the holidays, stopped by the Bayley-Ellard campus for the first time in almost 20 years and promptly declared the Carriage House a ‘piece of shit.’ “Have you seen that thing?” asked an incredulous Benson. “That thing is a damn disgrace. What a piece of shit. Maybe we can get some historic agency to designate the building an official ‘piece of shit’. Forget the ‘historic’ designation, just make it an official piece of shit.” contacted the NJ Historic Preservation Office regarding an official ‘piece of shit’ designation for the building but to date no calls have been returned.