Makeout Music Collection Complete

Bayley-Ellard alumnus Kevin Hocking (’77), recently divorced after 17 years of marriage, completed his ‘Makeout Music Collection’ over the weekend and is ready to start dating again. “It’s been so long since I had to use them all I had were old 8-tracks, so I had to get the CDs,” Kevin said. “I picked up Chicago IX, Lost In Love by Air Supply, and The Best of Bread.” Mr. Hocking believes the advances in technology since compiling his last ‘Makeout Music Collection’ will be a big plus. “With the 8-tracks there was that annoying fade-out/click/fade-in right in the middle of Baby I’m-A Want You, which would sometimes ruin the mood. But with the CDs, it’ll be smooth sailing to some heavy petting.”