BEBC Joins Trilateral Commission

The Bayley-Ellard Brew Crew (BEBC), formed in the Fall of 1978 by a group of seniors who most thought just enjoyed drinking beer, is actually a part of the Trilateral Commission, according to a secret memo obtained by According to those who know, the Commission was founded in 1973 by “David Rockefeller, Zbigniew Brzezinski, and other likeminded private citizens” with the goal of establishing a new world order. When contacted by phone, one charter member of BEBC, who requested anonymity so we’ll just call him “Jamie” (’79), admitted their goal all along was world domination. “Oh yea, we set out to rule the world…it’s a part of our charter. All those great parties and drunken orgies were just a cover,” said “Jamie.” Also, according to “Jamie,” the BEBC has higher aspirations than just the Commission. “The Trilateral Commission is only part of the equation. We’ve just completed the application for membership with the Illuminati and should be hearing back from them soon. I’d hate to jinx it, but I think we stand a good chance of getting in, and when we do there’ll be no stopping us.”