Mascot Change Considered

In light of recent events which have tarnished the image of bishops throughout the United States, Bayley-Ellard administrators are considering changing the beloved mascot of the school. “We just think it might be time to change to a mascot that doesn’t have such a negative image with the public,” said one high ranking Bayley official. Mascots under consideration to replace the Bishop are the Telemarketer, the Used Car Salesman, and the Drunk Driver.