Russo to Peter: Drop and Give Me 20!

In a booming voice that could be heard from the pearly gates to the River Styx Coach Russo ordered short stop St. Peter to drop and give him 20 after heeling an easy grounder during practice on Thursday. “You call yourself the Rock? You’re more like the sieve out there! Drop and give me 20,” Russo screamed in frustration when the ball popped over Peter’s glove. “I should have known better with someone named Simon, but you’d figure that after a couple of thousand years of playing ball even a Simon would start to pick up on the game,” Russo complained to no one in particular, sarcastically asking, “Why do I always get all the athletes?”