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Blank Diploma Proudly Displayed

On the wall of his New Haven, CT office, Dr. Jonathan Kezmerk (’75), D.M.D., proudly displays the blank Bayley-Ellard diploma he received at graduation. “I had an elective course I didn’t quite finish, so the Penguin decided to punish me with a blank diploma,” Dr. Kezmerk says today. Despite receiving an actual diploma after completing […]

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Carriage House to be Renamed

Bayley-Ellard administrators announced today that the Carriage House will be renamed Sedita Hall in honor of Bayley sophomore Mike Sedita (’03). “The new name is in recognition of Mr. Sedita’s incredible sense of humor and good taste,” the press release noted. “I’m thrilled and honored,” said a smirking Sedita. “I mean, when you think about

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Dorman Chooses CCM

After many long months of indecision, Bayley senior Corey “the Door Man” Dorman (’01) has opted to attend County College of Morris this Fall. “I was thinking about Cornell or Brown, but, like, my SATs sucked and they said my grades weren’t too good, so I decided not to go there,” explains Dorman. “Then I

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