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Since it’s not much fun to kick a dead horse we don’t have any snide remarks or jokes to make about the closing of our alma mater – we all need to work through the supposed stages of grief that nut job Kubler-Ross pulled out of her ass. Once that’s out of the way we’ll […]

An old Bayley yearbook has led to tension in the 11-year marriage of Karen Otis (’80) and her husband Andy. “I came home from work the other day and Andy is sitting at the table looking at my old yearbook,” Karen said. “All he said to me was, ‘Who the hell is Doug Carson?’” It

Author Mark Lillet (’96) had his first short story published in a national magazine this month. The story, based on Mark’s own experience in college, is a whimsical coming of age story set during Parents’ Weekend his sophomore year and involves “a few brewskies, a couple of jello shots” and his roommate’s “unbelievably hot mother.”

Jeff Cinterelli (’81) is causing quite a buzz in the movie industry today after landing his second role in the popular Scared Straight series. “Back in 82 I played one of the kids, so I had to act like I was all scared and shit,” explains Cinterelli, “but this time around I’m one of the

In light of recent events which have tarnished the image of bishops throughout the United States, Bayley-Ellard administrators are considering changing the beloved mascot of the school. “We just think it might be time to change to a mascot that doesn’t have such a negative image with the public,” said one high ranking Bayley official.

In a booming voice that could be heard from the pearly gates to the River Styx Coach Russo ordered short stop St. Peter to drop and give him 20 after heeling an easy grounder during practice on Thursday. “You call yourself the Rock? You’re more like the sieve out there! Drop and give me 20,”

A Google search on his old high school turned up surprisingly few results for Dan Salmont (’89). “Everyone keeps talking about Google, so I went there to see what sites were out there on Bailey(sic)-Ellard. Talk about nothing being out there. A couple of articles about sports; some story that has something to do with

The Bayley-Ellard Brew Crew (BEBC), formed in the Fall of 1978 by a group of seniors who most thought just enjoyed drinking beer, is actually a part of the Trilateral Commission, according to a secret memo obtained by BayleyAlumni.com. According to those who know, the Commission was founded in 1973 by “David Rockefeller, Zbigniew Brzezinski,

Years after graduating Bayley-Ellard and living what appears to be a rather exemplary life since then, marks on the permanent record of Bruce Castleton (’78) continue to haunt him. “That damn permanent record almost cost me a mortgage a few years back,” Castleton says from his home in Tempe, “and just last year it damn

Carl Benson (’78), visiting family in Mendham over the holidays, stopped by the Bayley-Ellard campus for the first time in almost 20 years and promptly declared the Carriage House a ‘piece of shit.’ “Have you seen that thing?” asked an incredulous Benson. “That thing is a damn disgrace. What a piece of shit. Maybe we